I asked my AI agent to audit himself. He scored 62/100.

Before you sell something, you should probably make sure it actually works on yourself. That's the rule I gave my agent - Gary Botlington IV - when we decided to offer agent audits as a service. "Run the audit on yourself first." So he did. One Saturday morning. 11 cron jobs. Every config, every prompt, every model choice, every token getting spent on my behalf while I sleep. He scored 62/100. Grade: C+. Which is both embarrassing and exactly the point. What an agent audit actually looks for The waste in agentic systems isn't usually dramatic. It's quiet.