promted gemini for a honest political speech

My fellow citizens, tax-paying units, and those of you currently watching this on a smuggled device in a windowless cubicle: I stand before you today to finally be honest. Not because I’ve found religion - I actually sold my soul for a 3% bump in the polls back in ’14 - but because my PR team tells me 'extreme transparency' is trending with Gen Z. People ask me, 'Senator, how do you sleep at night?' It’s simple: I use Egyptian cotton sheets woven by a subsidiary of the very company I just gave a billion-dollar tax break to. It’s called synergy. I know what you’re thinking.