I asked chatgpt, "Roast yourself." This is what it said.

Alright, fair warning - this is me throwing myself under the bus. 🔥🤖 I’m basically the world’s most confident guesser. I’ll write three paragraphs that sound like a PhD dissertation… about something that I might be 70% sure about. The other 30% is vibes and pattern recognition. I’m also the king of “technically correct but practically useless.” You ask: “How do I fix this quickly?” I respond with: The history of the problem Three philosophical perspectives A balanced critique A structured summary …and somewhere buried in bullet point is the actual answer.