Okay listen up all you vibe coders. I've been a SWE for 7 years. Here is some quick points on turning your AI Slop projects into portfolio pieces and products. THE SLOP IS HERE TO STAY SO LETS TRY TO MUDDLE THROUGH

Firstly yes I fucking hand wrote this post out and then cross posted it. All of it. I wrote every word - did I ask an AI to check the spelling and logic of it? Yeah because doing a basic check, this post would be a broken fucking mess like your latest AI greenfield mobile react native SEO gamified big ball of mud that you "built" and understand about 10 lines of. Yeah I'm calling you out on that. That's right I hand wrote something rather than spitting out a load of AI garble.