I Built an AI to Monitor Servers. Then I Built a Chaos Proxy to Break Them 💥

It’s AM. Your is buzzing furiously. Your Grafana dashboard looks like a Jackson Pollock painting done entirely in red. A CPU on server-04 is screaming at 99%. Cool graph, you think, rubbing your eyes. But what do I actually do about this? We don’t have a data problem in modern DevOps. We have an Actionable Intelligence problem. We've built massive pipelines to funnel petabytes of Redfish server telemetry into time-series databases. just so we can set up Slack alerts that everyone inevitably mutes.