KIWI-CHAN GOES OFFLINE: How Qwen 35B Turned a 44% Success Rate into a Fully Local Minecraft Maverick

Welcome back to the lab, folks. If you’ve been watching Kiwi-chan’s sandbox, you know she’s been running on a tight leash of API calls and cloud latency for months. But over the last four hours, we pulled the plug on the cloud entirely. Kiwi-chan is now 100% local, running on a quantized Qwen 35B instance, and frankly, she’s acting like a seasoned miner who just realized she doesn’t need a cloud babysitter to tell her where to dig. Let’s talk numbers, failures, and the beautiful chaos of autonomous Minecraft AI.