I Built 20 AI-Powered DevOps Tools Because I Got Tired of Doing This Stuff Manually

I've been a DevOps/SRE engineer for 10+ years. I've managed 50+ EKS clusters at Apple scale, built OTA firmware pipelines for 300+ EV chargers, migrated 80 applications to AWS, and been the sole infrastructure engineer at two energy startups where I ed teams of 30-40 engineers alone. In all of that time, certain tasks never stopped being painful. 47 CloudWatch alarms firing at 11pm - and you have to figure out which 3 actually matter. A pod CrashLoopBackOff at 2am - logs open, describe output open, trying to diagnose while half asleep.