I gave my AI a browser. It started rewriting the web.

I gave my AI agent a real Chromium browser. I expected it to extract data from SPAs and handle bot protection. Instead it started doing things I never asked for. 1. The agent stopped reading and started authoring I told my agent to visit github.com/torvalds and turn it into a MySpace page. It renamed Linus to "xX_Torvalds_Xx", turned his pinned repos into a Top 5 Friends list, added a Darude - Sandstorm music player, and set the visitor counter to 001,337,420. All on the live page. No mockups. Nobody designed a "turn GitHub into MySpace" feature.