ChatGPT Is Not AI, It's a Marketing Campaign You Fell For

I have been building logical systems since before the term LLM graced a single VC pitch deck. I was among the first thousand humans to interface with the original ChatGPT, a distinction that now carries roughly the same high-nose prestige as having owned a Hotmail account in 96. I have not touched any OpenAI tool since 2023, and I would not recommend it to my enemies. Let them atrophy inside ChatGPT's walled garden, asking amnesiac models what color to paint their nails in order to match their dress on some fancy Instagrammable conference they're headed to. (Sigh.