Epistemic Observability in Language Models

ArXi:2603.20531v1 Announce Type: cross We find that models report highest confidence precisely when they are fabricating. Across four model families (OLMo-3, Llama-3.1, Qwen3, Mistral), self-reported confidence inversely correlates with accuracy, with AUC ranging from 0.28 to 0.36 where 0.5 is random guessing. We prove, under explicit formal assumptions, that this is not a capability gap but an observational one. Under text-only observation, where a supervisor sees only the model's output text, no monitoring system can reliably distinguish honest model outputs from plausible fabrications.