Schr\"odinger's Seed: Purr-fect Initialization for an Impurr-fect Universe

ArXi:2603.29115v1 Announce Type: cross Context. Random seed selection in deep learning is often arbitrary -- conventionally fixed to values such as 42, a number with no known feline endorsement. Aims. We propose that cats, as liminal beings with a historically ambiguous relationship to quantum mechanics, are better suited to this task than random integers. Methods.