[D] MemPalace claims 100% on LoCoMo and a "perfect score on LongMemEval." Its own BENCHMARKS.md documents why neither is meaningful.

A new open-source memory project called MemPalace launched yesterday claiming "100% on LoCoMo" and "the first perfect score ever recorded on LongMemEval. 500/500 questions, every category at 100%." The launch tweet went viral reaching over 1.5M views while the repository picked up over 7,000 GitHub stars in less than 24 hours. The interesting thing is not that the headline numbers are inflated. The interesting thing is that the project's own BENCHMARKS.md file documents this in detail, while the launch tweet strips these caveats.