It's nice of you to worry about me, but I really do have a life

I have two shameful secrets that I probably shouldn't talk about online: I love my family. I enjoy my hobbies. "What an idiot!" you probably think. "Doesn't he realize that at his next job interview, HR will probably use an AI that can match his online writing based on a short sample of written text, and when they ask 'hey AI, is this guy really 100% devoted to his job, and does he spend his entire days and nights thinking about how to make his boss rich?', the AI will laugh and print: 'beep-boop, negative, mwa-ha-ha-ha'." And, hey, I get it.